The fiercest goon pirate
The so-called Sea Tyrant
Was Captain Glisl, bringer of woes
He was cruel and defiant
A physical giant
But a goon only reaps what he sows
His language was rank
He constantly drank
His garnered riches that brought him no pleasure
So when his sturdy sloop banked
So hard that it sanked
His bones came to rest among treasure
– sourced from Glijmo Yoll’s Goon Scrolls which were discovered in 1966 along the Côte Sauvage, Poitou-Charentes in France. Translated from Goonspeak to English by Aamer Belkins-Dunjhab.
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