Dear Sammy–
Can you loan me $4.50? I owe that asshole Billy Braddish $25 but I am short. If I don’t pay him by 4th period today he says he’s going to try and kill your cat. Sorry. I’ll explain more at your house tonight. Am I still invited?
–Christopher
p-s — If he does actually try to kill your cat I will not let him. I’d rather have bruises everywhere than see Taylor dead. Sorry again. He just knows that you’re my friend.
p-p-s — thanks for being my friend.
x9dread 