It is common for goons
To hum little tunes
And no teacher should tell you it’s wrong
Whether it’s high tide at noon
Or the high rise of moon
Every goonheart beats with a song
– sourced from Glijmo Yoll’s Goon Scrolls which were discovered in 1966 along the Côte Sauvage, Poitou-Charentes in France. Translated from Goonspeak to English by Aamer Belkins-Dunjhab.