To weasel but a morsel
of your exquisite love
the measle of my nose
would go as pink as blush
I can show you all my woodlands
splendid as the Moment
perfumed of black rich soils
and spring mosses so redolent
My dress it may look shabby
But it is pure ermine
O Lady, could you consider
A tenacious love like mine?
With every ounce of my being,
Your Vermin Valentine