Dear Christopher,
What happened to your hair?
Love,
Sammy
Sammy–
We ran into Billy Braddish and his toads in the woods behind Foster’s ice cream. They cut it off with his switch knife.
–Christopher
Dear Christopher,
I’m sorry.
Love,
Sammy
Sammy–
It’s okay. I think I look cooler this way. Maybe now people will think I’m crazy and be scared of me.
— Christopher
Dear Christopher,
You should do something crazy while you’re hair is still like that. Let’s plan something at my house tonight. I think my mom bought you black graphite pencils because you were so interested in hers. Act surprised.
Love,
Sammy
Dear Christopher,
Sorry. That was all my fault. Mrs. Ramsey is such a bitch. Come over my house tonight. My mom has something for you.
Love,
Sammy