The tree topper goons
Make the gooiest foods
Their chews are all suction and smack
So now, tree bottom goons
Make the gooiest rudes
They throw insults that drip down your back
– sourced from Glijmo Yoll’s Goon Scrolls which were discovered in 1966 along the Côte Sauvage, Poitou-Charentes in France. Translated from Goonspeak to English by Aamer Belkins-Dunjhab.